My boyfriend went to the casino at like 11 am. It’s now 7:03 pm. He’s not answering his phone. He’s either won mad money found a new bitch and ran off to a tropical island or he’s been killed. I’m worried

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

*for being a twenty year old girl I sure do talk about my dick a lot

(via dropdacocaine)